Wednesday, 12 September 2012
CHRIS BROWN ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING OWN NECK
Gristle-brained R&B goochbag Chris Brown has been arrested following a brutal assault on his own neck.
According to the police report, Brown became involved in an argument with his neck over a text message. Brown tried to force his neck out of his car before punching himself repeatedly in the side of the throat, causing bleeding. He continued to punch and bite his neck, and twice placed himself in a headlock.
A leaked photograph of Brown’s neck reveals the extent of the damage.